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charmancler:

when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade

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sniffing:

when you see drama starting on your dash

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calumashtons:

me: *gets jealous*
me: chill


Are you really hitting on me by making conversation about the pharmacys great prices on condoms oh my god

posted 34 minutes ago with 1 note


sassybf:

you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet 

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cyberjock-halloween-url:

Cook me up sum hot meals with vitamins n shit for me bones.

cyberjock-halloween-url:

Cook me up sum hot meals with vitamins n shit for me bones.


markruffalo:

aos-skimmons:

so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…

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i don’t know why but it made me happy 

I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.


juniperpunk:

Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…





phenris:

*raises hand to answer a question in class but teacher calls on someone else*
[cr1tikal voice] alright i guess ill just sit here and fist myself

posted 1 hour ago via jockbf · © phenris with 9,816 notes

posted 1 hour ago via tsarwars · © spookbat with 50,955 notes