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evilbisexualstiles:

thebritishwinchester:

there-are-some-who-call-me-tim:

duffy-fluffy:

eyelinerandjcrew:

MY FAVORITE POST

PLEASE TELL ME THAT PEOPLE IN BRITAIN ACTUALLY CALL THE USA “THE COLONIES”

Nah, it’s what we call the rest of the world, because most of the time, it’s accurate.

usualy when we say america it’s followed by a sigh and an eyebrow roll

an eyebrow roll


rhydonmyhardon:

kanyewestsweat:

rhydonmyhardon:



EWWWWWWW WHATS UP WITH YPUR MIDDLE FINGER 

its long and sturdy like that so i can steal your woman

rhydonmyhardon:

kanyewestsweat:

rhydonmyhardon:

EWWWWWWW WHATS UP WITH YPUR MIDDLE FINGER 

its long and sturdy like that so i can steal your woman


methhomework:

"i just broke up with my -"

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax invasion  


sammysdimples:

mcchampionpants:

newpope:

piobrando:

this is my favorite family feud moment

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no one witnesses the fall of humanity more than him

I’m crying

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samdesantis:

Puppies discovered a new part of the yard!


literallytrash:

person: what r u doin

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Everything about Nine was great

isashi-nigami:

Everything he said was pure gold

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And not just the funny and sass…

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Literally everything

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Even when he don’t say anything, tho

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I love how he was always smiling

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Even tought he was the most damaged Doctor

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The way he looked at Rose

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GOD, THEY WERE SO CUTE

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Nine

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I want him back


crimewave420:

joshuapollina:

skateboarding 2014

you think I wouldn’t cop this you’re dead wrong

crimewave420:

joshuapollina:

skateboarding 2014

you think I wouldn’t cop this you’re dead wrong


jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes



officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl


luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male


melredcap:

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

Also know and “Why U.S. Students Don’t Just Get A Summer Job To Pay Their Own Way, No They Are Not Being Lazy Little Shits Who Should Get Off Your Lawn”.

melredcap:

punkrockluna:

ilovecharts:

Hours Worked On Minimum Wage In Order To Pay For One University Credit Hour

*Flings this chart at baby boomers*

Also know and “Why U.S. Students Don’t Just Get A Summer Job To Pay Their Own Way, No They Are Not Being Lazy Little Shits Who Should Get Off Your Lawn”.


narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”