(*˘ε˘*)

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right

tinypawpets:

candy—-hearts:

Nugget has the sweetest expression, but she’s secretly the biggest butt on the planet. 

tinypawpets:

candy—-hearts:

Nugget has the sweetest expression, but she’s secretly the biggest butt on the planet. 


smokegreenlife:

saladofrob:

I fucking love this. For me this just reinforces how trivial a lot of stuff in life is. Ultimately we all end up skeletons in the ground so fucking enjoy your time here by whatever means, we all have a finite amount of time.

Fuck! Totally glad I’m always stoned.


now accepting anon hate

deluxetoaster:

but only in the form of haikus


aquilaofarkham:

two weaknesses i have:

  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
  • big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS



ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap

ifollowbadblogs:

imheretowye:

At least he still has Jackson.

it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap



preys:

Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word


amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…

amandieu:

Out of context Sims conversations…



one-handsome-devil:

stormcloaca:

thoughtlessclown:

I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask

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eternityinalake:

welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game