Nugget has the sweetest expression, but she’s secretly the biggest butt on the planet.
I fucking love this. For me this just reinforces how trivial a lot of stuff in life is. Ultimately we all end up skeletons in the ground so fucking enjoy your time here by whatever means, we all have a finite amount of time.
Fuck! Totally glad I’m always stoned.
but only in the form of haikus
two weaknesses i have:
- big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies
- big, tough men who look mean and badass at first but are actually huge softies AS DADS
At least he still has Jackson.
it’s funny because that is a 30 year old man sitting on billy ray’s lap
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word
Out of context Sims conversations…
I just want a serial killer to love me is that too much to ask
welcome to the 12th inning of a college baseball game