when your chemistry teacher gives you a bad grade
when you see drama starting on your dash
me: *gets jealous*
Are you really hitting on me by making conversation about the pharmacys great prices on condoms oh my god
you know that moment when u pass by ur crush in the hallway and ur eyes meet
Cook me up sum hot meals with vitamins n shit for me bones.
so I was thinking that mark ruffalo sounds a lot like mark buffalo, and then i decided that i obviously wasn’t going to be the only one who thought about this. so i typed ‘ruffalo the buffalo’ into google images and i found these…
i don’t know why but it made me happy
I don’t know why but it makes me happy too.
Halloween falls right in the middle of asexual awareness week.
So, like, I’m not saying asexuals are super awesome skeleton warriors, but let’s look at the facts here…
*raises hand to answer a question in class but teacher calls on someone else*
[cr1tikal voice] alright i guess ill just sit here and fist myself