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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.


"I hope there’s lesbians"
— Me whenever I go somewhere (via manfrado)

sidnugget:

when did i get this fat



pennylessproud:

"Hi, this is Nev and I’m from a show called Catf-"

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blastortoise:

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you


unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal


as-seenon-tv:

joan-hamish-watson:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.


It’s super great that he apologized and all but…the word spastic is offensive?

Apparently in England it is offensive

as-seenon-tv:

joan-hamish-watson:

the-last-teabender:

Robin Thicke is unapologetic about how rapey ‘Blurred Lines’ is, meanwhile the dude who parodied it issues a public apology for one word.

It’s super great that he apologized and all but…the word spastic is offensive?

Apparently in England it is offensive


thestrayline:

Clint told him to do it for the vine




asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

posted 5 hours ago via eeveekid · © asammyg with 45,509 notes

kimpissible:

when your mom says no to mcdonalds

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Andy listing Seven Wonders of the World

posted 6 hours ago via tystrange · © nicflor with 10,691 notes